Why is it that nobody ever
dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween?
Something Monthly ver 3.0
September 2001
Do they have reserved parking
for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Something Monthly ver 3.0
August 2001
If Gore invented
the Internet, why do so many Internet addresses start off
with Dubya, Dubya, Dubya?
Something Monthly ver 3.0
July 2001
When we see a flock of birds
go over head, why do we look up at them with an open mouth?
Something Monthly ver 3.0
June 2001
Why
do men have nipples?
Something Monthly ver 3.0
May 2001
Wasn't Adam really
Eve's mother?
Something Monthly ver 3.0
April 2001
When something is "new and improved,"
which is it? If it's new, then there wasn't anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there had to be something to improve!
Something Monthly ver 2.0
November 2000
How do you write
Zero in roman numerals?
Something Monthly ver 2.0
October 2000
Is Grimace
Barney's dad?
Something Monthly ver 2.0
September 2000
Do you think that
when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?