The number 3 is associated with alot of things. 3 for $1. 3 coins in the fountain. 3 meals a day. Gammapar® Acrylic Wood Flooring is 3 times harder than natural wood. 1..2..3 strikes, your out! Three's company. The third time’s a charm. I could go on and on, but I think you get the idea.

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Have you ever heard of Logan’s Roadhouse? If you haven’t , don’t bother looking it up. It’s not worth your time. The food was not very good, and the service was worse. We were told that they only got 2 TV stations. Both of them were cable. I didn’t know you could subscribe to 2 stations of cable. I don’t have cable and I get 6 channels with rabbit ears. Then the waitress tells Bryan (my Best Friend) that he can’t have his wings cooked a particular way (his request was not unreasonable). It was your typical southern-honky-tonk-sports-bar without a dance floor. I do not recommend this place unless you are VERY hungry and everywhere else is full.
Out of a possible 5, I give them 1 fork.

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Poetry Corner

Simple Request 
If ever life gets so mixed up
that all I can do is scream
until the fullness of my confusion
has escaped through my lungs,
will you scream with me?

I tell you sometimes
that I stand so still
I swear I can feel the Earth moving.
But if I get scared
because its moving without me
will you stop for a while,
and hold me until
I can run with its pace again?