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I'm old. At least it feels that way. I walked into a store the other day and I'm looking around at all these baby-faced little kids standing behind the registers and restocking shelves. I immediately think to myself "What are they? 12? 13?" Then I realize, oh yeah, Stephanie (my sister) is getting her learners' permit in 2 weeks. My little sister, born in 1985 people! As if that realization wasn't bad enough, I looked up and saw a man in a coat and tie with a managers name tag on. He was about my age.

It only gets worse from there. Every college sport I watch, there isn't a single player on the field who is at least as old as I am. Even professional atheletes are younger than me. Kobe Bryant, Alan Iverson (both NBA) and Rafael Furcal (MLB) are players that immediately come to mind. Millionaires and younger than me.

But all that's ok because I'm also fat. So I guess it's all even. Well, maybe not fat. More like out of shape. I was walking at a pool a while back and I happened to glance down and...there it was...my stomach...jigglin like a jello mold. I also noticed last night that my sides are starting to fold. And my love handles have become a full-fledged ring-around-the-body.

I do know the cure for this though. Eat right and excercise. I even have a workout bench in my room. But, it's covered with clothes. That would mean I would have to clean my room, and thats a whole other column.

At least I got my car fixed...

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