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Good Humor Man

It hasn't been too often that I have been able to take absolute pride in the titles given to me by my employers. Being called the "porter" at a hotel is slightly above humiliating. Especially since I don't get tips. For goodness' sake, bell-hops get tips. Just because I don't have to wear that stupid little tailored uniform with the bow-tie and "I'm-an-idiot" hat, doesn't mean that I am not in financial need. And, being called the "mail-boy" at GE wasn't exactly a walk down the red carpet either. Then again, they lied to me from day one, but that's another story.

I have been proud to wear the titles of Shipping Manager and Frontline Supervisor (take a guess as to why), and I also LOVE my title as waiter (some of the most fun I've ever had at work). It's also pretty cool to be called a fitness coach at the YMCA. If only the members knew...and some of them do after having seen me work out. 

There is one job title, though, that really made me proud once it was bestowed upon me. With the recent revamping of the greatest website you will ever find (somethingmonthly.com of course), there was also some restructuring in the ranks of the staff. There was much fighting and confusion as we grappled for power. Many tears were shed and much blood was spilled. But when all was said and done, after I had dried my eyes and bandaged my wounds (you should see the other guys--not a scratch), I was given the dubious honor of being the staff Humorist. This really made me feel good. This meant that the guys think I am pretty funny.

As I have pondered the title over the last month, the question kept rising in my head, "SM thinks you're funny, but what about the readers?" For weeks this query has boggled my mind and really made me wonder if my readers simply read because it's a part of the bigger picture or if it is a deliberate action to click on my link.
Finally, it hit me. The answer to my question was the question itself. SM thinks I'm funny. It doesn't matter if anyone else does. We have said many times from day one, if it makes the four of us laugh, then it's good enough to print. And if you don't laugh along with us, it's not our problem.

Irreverent. Arrogant. Always funny. Always right. Original thoughts available here! That's Something Monthly. And that's why I am the Good Humor Man. (Actually-I love ice cream...and THAT"S why I am the Good Humor Man.)
See you in July!

SM.com/BeeboLand Restaurant Review 

For your casual dining pleasure, try O'Charley's Bar and Grill. Whether you are on a date, a business lunch, or just want to step out for a bite to eat, O'Charley's has something to offer the entire family. 

Entering the restaurant leads you into a large open foyer/waiting area with old black and white pictures on the walls and a few benches available for sitting while waiting for your table. 
The layout is not your typical sports bar, the bar is an almost completely closed off room with TVs and stools at the bar or tall tables.

The food is pretty standard as far as today's restaurants go. Burgers and sandwiches, steaks, soups and salads, and chicken platters fill the three page menu.

The Beebo recommendation of the month for O'Charley's is:
House Salad w/ Ranch or Thousand Island
Chicken Tenders
Baked Potato (Loaded--butter, sour cream, cheddar cheese, bacon bits)
your choice of drink: sweet tea or soft drink (Pepsi products)

Poetry Corner

"June"
Storm clouds burst
softball game cancelled
cook-out moved indoors
such is life
 in Virginia summers
such is life in BeeboLand

The moon appears
you can see
a billion stars tonight
clouds are gone and
such is life this
Virginia summer night
Life not so in BeeboLand

 

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