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Top 10 Job Recommendations for
Bill Clinton's Retirement

10. "I'm running a plasma cutter and building a careah!"
9. Cigar smuggler
8. Bell ringer for the Salvation Army
7. Walmart greeter
6. New saxophonist for Fleetwood Mac
5. Contestant on Survivor 2
4. WWF Smackdown Superstar - "King Willy"
3. Star of new WB sitcom - "Bubba"
2. Celebrity endorser for "Nads"

and the No. 1 recommendation for Bill's Retirement...

Intern at SM Headquarters!

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