| 10. |
Your key no longer
opens your office door |
| 9. |
Your parking space is
now labeled handicapped |
| 8. |
Your company moved and
left no forwarding address |
| 7. |
You've maxed out the
company credit card at Hooter's |
| 6. |
You were given a
one-way ticket for your "business trip" |
| 5. |
Co-workers refer to you
in the past tense |
| 4. |
Your boss just woke you
from your midday nap |
| 3. |
You just noticed the
surveillance camera |
| 2. |
Your desk is gone |
and the No. 1 sign that you are going to be
fired... |
THE
BUTT PRINTS ON THE COPIER
ARE A POSITIVE MATCH! |