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Top 10 Signs that you are going to be fired

10. Your key no longer opens your office door
9. Your parking space is now labeled handicapped
8. Your company moved and left no forwarding address
7. You've maxed out the company credit card at Hooter's
6. You were given a one-way ticket for your "business trip"
5. Co-workers refer to you in the past tense
4. Your boss just woke you from your midday nap
3. You just noticed the surveillance camera
2. Your desk is gone

and the No. 1 sign that you are going to be fired...

THE BUTT PRINTS ON THE COPIER
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