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Top 10 Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes
(No these are not ours, but this month's
theme
was Mother's Day and we couldn't resist!) |
| 10. |
Yo Mama's so fat, the only thing she lost at Jenny
Craig was $29.95. |
| 9. |
Yo Mama's so fat, we're in her now ! |
| 8. |
Yo Mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put
her picture on the milk truck. |
| 7. |
Yo Mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and
her height doesn't change. |
| 6. |
Yo Mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. |
| 5. |
Yo Mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid,"
she comes crashing through the wall. |
| 4. |
Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and
asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! |
| 3. |
Yo Mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size
Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store. |
| 2. |
Yo Mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood
sign and it just said H d. |
and the #1 Yo Mama's So
Fat Joke... |
Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped in the road
and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! |
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Top 10 Other Yo Mama Jokes
(No these are
not ours, but this month's theme
was Mother's Day and we couldn't resist!) |
| 10. |
Yo Mama's so stupid, she bought a solar powered
flashlight! |
| 9. |
Yo Mama's so old, when God said, "Let there be
light," she flipped the switch. |
| 8. |
Yo Mama's so ugly her parents fed her with a sling
shot. |
| 7. |
Yo Mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the
corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." |
| 6. |
Yo Mama's so cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the
ground and missed! |
| 5. |
Yo Mama's so old, she farts dust. |
| 4. |
Yo Mama's so ugly, she could make k.d. lang go
straight |
| 3. |
Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her kicking a tin down the
road so I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving |
| 2. |
Yo Mama's so old, she owes Jesus $3. |
and the #1 Other Yo
Mama Joke... |
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Yo Mama's head is so small, she got her ear
pierced and died! |
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