| 14. |
PMS! |
| 13. |
SM staff busy forming their own boy band |
| 12. |
SM staff quarantined after exposure to Mad Cow Disease |
| 11. |
We were just too lazy |
| 10. |
Writer's cramp |
| 9. |
We were offering bribes to get our own Presidential pardons |
| 8. |
Somebody stole the Ws on our keyboards |
| 7. |
SM staff detained for questioning after attending Ray Lewis'
after-Super Bowl party |
| 6. |
SM staff moonlighting as XFL cheerleaders |
| 5. |
We ran out of original thoughts |
| 4. |
SM staff falls prey to the Anna Kournikova virus twelve times...in
one hour |
| 3. |
We were trying out to be Regis' new co-hosts |
| 2. |
We got voted off SM Island |
and the #1 excuse for
SM being late... |
We were
shut down for swapping
Brian Barrett MP3 files |
